Cute Kitteh Plays Cute!

In this random video from 2011, you get to see little kitten Princess Kitty play with random toys in the bathroom.

Music is by the late Nathan Wills.

 

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Mama Cat Watches YouTube

Today’s Throwback Thursday video is from 2008 and it is the follow-up video to the Cat in the Ceiling video I did with a cat we had at the time named Mama Cat (she had since died) where she is sitting in the chair watching herself on YouTube as well as the famous Two Talking Cats video.

Q & A: Last Hurrah With Selena Gomez

For starters, I originally uploaded this Q & A vlog to YouTube two weeks ago but I’ve been busy preparing for the new semester at HCCC that I forgot about it. So I have finally uploaded it to Blip today since I sort of found myself with only a half a day today since my teacher for two of my classes was absent today. Before I start asking the questions for this Q & A segment, I just want to let you know that so far the new semester at HCCC is going good. I have four classes this semester: Writing for Electronic Media, Applied Media Asthetics (formerly known as Video Production,) Voice and Diction, and another gym class where I get to use the Fitness Center again.

Now at least three of those classes should be easycakes for a guy who has spent the last few years involved with YouTube and the Internet but another concern has surfaced: How to get through the courses without pulling the YouTube card a little too much. I will admit that my YouTube and Internet skills got me through my first year pretty good. Well, good enough to make the Dean’s List twice. Now, the stakes are higher and it’s time to deliver yet again. I do have some high hopes for this semester and I might be able to score higher this time since I am learning stuff I already know.

So this Q & A vlog will be my last hurrah as far as the Q & A’s go. So without further ado, here we go.

Q: What is your morning routine?

A: Don’t really have a morning routine being I’m kinda nocturnal. Usually it’s just go to work. On weekends when I’m up during the day, I just do whatever.

Q: Funnyordie.com sent this one to me. Want to see why cats and Rihanna are the best?

A: I can agree with you on the cats’ part, but Rihanna? She’s hot but at least the cats didn’t appear in Battleship, lol.

Q: Do you doodle, paint or sculpt?

A: Not really. Not very good at it.

Q: Do you like motorcycles?

A: Yeah, I like motorcycles.

Q: And here’s another one from Funny or Die. Selena Gomez falls in love with a mysterious painter in a new video (that they posted on their site) What do you think about it?

A: As long as it’s a real man, it’s all good. 😉 And yes, folks. That was an obvious swipe at Justin Beiber.

Q: Are you usually early, late, or right on time?

A: It varies, but usually I’m on time.

Q: What websites do you visit daily?

A: Facebook, YouTube, Blip, Formspring, and my blog among other sites.

Q: This one’s not really a question but I’m gonna add it anyway. The doctors proved that while you are kissing, you’re actually losing calories. In a average kiss which lasts 3 minutes you lose 12 calories, that means that if you are about to eat a piece of chocolate cake you’ll have to kiss for one hour and 45 minutes.

A: Wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks for the information.

Q: Spider-Man, Batman or Superman?

A: Spider-Man all the way! Batman’s a very close second. Never really got into Superman outside of the movies or TV. I thought the comics were boring and he is pretty much the ultimate nice guy, which makes him more or less unrelatable .

Q: And yet here’s another one from Funny or Die. Check out 10 of the Greatest Yearbook Moments! Which is your favorite? And if you want to actually see the article, I’ll post the link right here for you: .

A: I like the random dog class photo in the yearbook as well as the Mrs. Rape kindergarten photo. I am not making this up. There really is a pic of a teacher with that name. Don’t believe me? Click the link above and see for yourself. Moving right along, I also like the attitude of the kid that said he would take a bullet for his best friend unless he had a hot girlfriend, which is also what I would do. The kid that used the Kim Jong Il quote however is sick.

Q: What’s up with all the ticklish feet questions on Formspring?

A: I don’t know.

Q: Do you prefer to listen to full albums or random songs?

A: Depends on the band and the album. If I just like the one song, I’d rather listen to that and download it than just buy the full album.

Q: Where did you get the shoes you’re wearing?

A: Uh, I bought them at Walmart on clearance… almost a year ago. lol. And no, I’m not gonna take a pic of them.

Q: What is the most important political issue of this election?

A: Right now it looks like a toss-up between the economy and gay marriage.

Q: Who is one of your favorite authors?

A: Stephen King.

Q: Do you like looking in the mirror?

A: Well I’m not vain if that’s what you’re asking.

Q: If you could be any video game character, which character would you be?

A: Max Payne so I use the cool Matrix effects to dodge obstacles.

Q: What’s your favorite romance movie?

A: Romance movies are not really my thing, me being a guy and all but I would have to go with Titanic.

Q: Do you have good vision?

A: Yeah.

Q: Do you prefer Batman Begins or The Dark Knight?

A: The Dark Knight. But then again I’d take both over Batman and Robin. Then again, I actually liked The Dark Knight Rises over The Dark Knight.

Q: Would you rather go to a pub/bar or a nightclub?

A: Either one as long as they got hot chicks.

Q: Who was the first celebrity you had a crush on?

A: I’d probably have to go with Madonna on this one.

Q: The Simpsons or Futurama?

A: The Simpsons.

Q: The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love. Is it true?

A: Depends on your point of view. But in my opinion independence is more important.

Q: Have you ever seen a ghost?

A: No I have not seen a ghost despite the fact that I have been in haunted places before, like the 1834 Herkimer County Jail here in H-.town. One ghost I was actually hoping to look for was the ghost of Grace Brown up at Big Moose Lake. Her murder up at the lake inspired the classic novel “An American Tragedy” and the film “A Place in the Sun.”

Q: Do you have a dreamcatcher?

A: No.

Q: Would you rather watch a movie or watch TV?

A: Watch a movie.

Q: Do you need glasses?

A: No.

Q: Which instrument do you wish you could play?

A: Electric guitar.

Q: Going to a wedding soon?

A: Haven’t been to a wedding and I’m not really planning on going to any in the near future.

Q: Do you wear watches? Why or why not?

A: Not really. My phone’s sort of taken the place of my watch.

Q: Have you been to your country’s capital?

A: Yes. I went to Washington, DC for my 8th grade class trip and that was waaaay back in 1993. We were there for three days.

Q: Are you good at keeping secrets?

A: Depends on what the secret is.

Q: How do you flirt?

A: On the Interwebs.

Q: Is it possible to fly on a violin?

A: Not that I’m aware of.

Q: Do you ever write notes on your hands?

A: Sometimes.

Q: How many pillows do you sleep with?

A: Two.

Q: How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

A: Let’s just say I can count the number of girlfriends on one hand and leave at that, okay?

Q: Describe the worst fart ever.

A: It would probably be like a nuclear explosion, especially if you light a match.

Q: How do you handle a boring class/day of work?

A: One day at a time. Actually, I just work on material for videos.

Q: What game are you the best at pwning face at?

A: Super Mario Bros. 1-3.

Q: Who’s your favorite athlete?

A: Michael Jordan.

Q: Are you looking forward to the Olympics?

A: Well the Olympics have come and gone and the only reason I have to watch the Olympics is to look at all the hot female athletes so you could say that I was pretty excited to see the Olympics.

Q: Who do you consider to be the greatest action star of all time? If it’s too hard, choose 3.

A: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford

Q: What do you use for your alarm to awaken you?

A: An alarm clock although at times it can be unreliable. Other times, I use my phone.

Q: Do you say soda or pop?

A: Soda.

Q: Do you like Quentin Tarantino’s work?

A: Yeah, I like Quentin Tarantino. Pulp Fiction is one of my all-time favorite movies. Not sure yet if I want to see Django Unchained (mainly because it’s about slavery) even though I heard that Leo is supposed to be good in that as the evil slave owner. But other than that and the fact that I haven’t seen either Jackie Brown or Reservoir Dogs, I think Tarantino’s one of the awesomest directors ever.

And now let’s move on to the Meetme questions, even though there’s only two of them.

Q: How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

A: Not getting married even if I do find someone.

Q: Are you single and would you date anybody you meet online?

A: Yeah, I’m single and maybe I’ll date someone I meet online.

And there you go, that is it for the Q & A’s for now while I am at college. That will at least buy me some time to get some more material in case I do more Q & A’s after the semester’s over. In the meantime, TAOB will continue and the movie reviews will continue. So here’s to the new semester.

Calling Mr. Safety

In a reedited video I originally did for YouTube in 2008, I decided to make a telephone call to YouTube star Cory “Mr. Safety” Williams, best known for making the “Mean Kitty” videos and whom I have cited as the man who influenced my YouTube career. This video was part of an interactive phone game video he put forth back in late 2008, but this version was one that I redid last summer.

My main motivation behind reediting the Mr. Safety video was mostly due to the fact that Cory was getting married at the time and I wanted to make a video to commemorate the occasion. However, the only answer that I could come up with was to do an extended cut of a video that I did before. I was planning to do an extended cut anyway for a DVD collection I was working on at the time so it all worked out.

Among the extended scenes that I added included scenes of Cory going crazy and blaming it on his ADD. Also included is an exchange about haters and features a cameo appearance by Old Blue, a cat we had over the summer but now is long since gone. That scene was perhaps one of the most random moments in the video, especially since Cory is best known as “the guy with the cat.”

A Turkey Tail

Well, Thanksgiving has come and gone and now we are heading into the holiday season yet again. Sorry I haven’t really been here in a while, but as you can tell, I have been really busy lately, especially with Thanksgiving and Black Friday at work among other things. I was originally planning to do a video of Black Friday so you can see what it is really like there. But this year, it was about twice as bad as before and I couldn’t really find a good-enough hiding spot to get some good shots. Oh, well, maybe next year. At least I managed to get some Black Friday DVD’s in the meantime.

And speaking of Arthur, I entered him in the Telegram’s Pet of the Year contest and he didn’t even make the final cut. I couldn’t believe it. Oh, well, I can always show him off on YouTube.

I only got about three hours of sleep Thanksgiving morning because I had to run out and get rid of some bottles so I can buy a small bag of cat food. When I got to Hannaford, I noticed that their bottle machines were all turned off. So I had to literally run from one end of Herkimer to the other. So I got rid of my bottles at Wal-Mart and then went to Dollar General to get cat food. Cat food has gotten expensive at both Wal-Mart and Hannaford so I’ve been buying the cat food at Dollar General lately.

Traditionally, I have three Thanksgiving dinners. I had one last weekend at my place with my brother-in-law’s kids; then this year I went to my folks’ house before going to work and I also had Thanksgiving dinner at work on lunch break which meant that I didn’t go home as I usually do on lunch.

And of course the mayhem that was Black Friday. This year, I wasn’t in electronics as usual, but I ended up in the other major trouble spot on Black Friday: toys. I was basically surrounded on all sides by customers waiting at any minute to try and raid the pallets and take the items before 5 am. At least I held the line and actually they started tearing the items up before I could even cut the plastic off. As far as I know, no one in my store was hurt, but I was reading in the news this morning that one Wally World employee in Long Island was trampled to death by a stampede of customers. And that’s all I gotta say about that, except that Black Friday can be a very dangerous time to be in the retail business.

As far as this weekend goes, I am probably going to go to the Historical Society to get back to work on my book and I have some more videos planned, including a collab with another big name on YouTube. I also have to do another five facts video because I was tagged again by another YouTuber, and this one will be the last five facts video I will do, even though I may do one with Arthur on my other channel. So stay tuned for that. Okay, gotta go have some breakfast now.