Q & A: 15 Weird Questions

Welcome to my latest Q & A vlog. And this week, the questions are not from Formspring. Instead they’re part of a series of tagged questions where someone has to answer weird questions. However, this Q & A is going to be shorter than the last few Q & A’s I’ve done since I’ve been back on YouTube. The last few Q & A’s I’ve done have actually been either close to or slightly over 20 minutes each. Since there are only 15 questions in this one, this one is going to be much shorter. Hopefully next week, I’ll have enough Formspring questions for the next vlog. So anyway, here we go.

Q: What’s a nickname only your family calls you?

A: I don’t think I really have a nickname only my family calls me.

Q: What’s a weird habit of yours?

A: I’m not sure if I really have any.

Q: Do you have any weird phobias?

A: Not really.

Q: What’s a song you secretly LOVE to blast and belt out when you’re alone?

A: Anything 80’s. No specific song, just any song from the 80’s.

Q: What’s one of your biggest pet peeves?

A: I have quite a few. Haters on YouTube, people who try to bum cigarettes off of me when I don’t smoke, rejection, women who aren’t my type trying to pick me up, and things that suck.

Q: What’s one of your nervous habits?

A: Sometimes, I twiddle my thumbs; sometimes when I’m anxious, my knees shake; and I have a bit of a stutter which I’m still trying to work on. But other than that, I don’t have any real nervous habits.

Q: What side of the bed do you sleep on?

A: I don’t really sleep in a bed. I sleep on a couch.

Q: What was your first stuffed animal & its name?

A: It was a stuffed German Shepherd dog and it was named Tramp.

Q: What’s the drink you ALWAYS order at Starbucks?

A: I don’t go to Starbucks. I do order frappes at McDonald’s. As I mentioned in recent episodes of TAOB, it’s become my new addiction.

Q: What’s the beauty rule you preach but never ACTUALLY practice?

A: I don’t really have any to tell you the truth.

Q: Which way do you face in the shower?

A: I don’t really think about that sort of thing.

Q: Do you have any weird body skills?

A: Not that I know of. Unless I have superpowers and I don’t know it yet.

Q: What’s your favorite ‘comfort food’/food that’s ‘bad’ but you love to eat it anyways?

A: Creole-flavored ziti. If you watched the first episode of TAOB since I returned from my hiatus, I showed you how to make it. All you need is ziti (or any type of pasta) and creole seasoning. Sure it’s spicy and if anything, it clears your sinuses. But it’s soooo good.

Q: What’s a phrase or exclamation you always say?

A: One lone cat against a big bad world. My motto.

Q: Time to sleep- what are you ACTUALLY wearing?

A: Oh, wouldn’t you like to know.

And there you go. My 15 weird questions for this week’s Q & A. Since this was part of a tagged thing, I’m not really tagging anyone so don’t worry about it. Like I said, I will have an all-new Q & A vlog next week with questions from Formspring.

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Q & A: Let’s Go Out To the Movies

I figured for this week’s Q & A segment, I would have a theme this week. And the theme is movies. We watch movies every day (TV, DVD, cable, satellite, theaters, Internet, etc.) and we love ’em, despite the fact that there are a few that actually suck. But either way, you can’t deny that they’re an escape from the hell that is real life. So without further ado, let’s begin with the Formspring questions first:

Q: What do you think is the worst movie sequel ever made?

A: Apart from anything having to do with Twilight, there are at least a few of them that I have seen that fit the bill to me: Karate Kid 3 (which I felt was unnecessary), Rocky V (too depressing to be a Rocky movie), Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace (even though there were some good moments), Star Trek: Insurrection (’nuff said there), Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (the worst Indiana Jones film ever and too gruesome especially for a movie aimed at kids), and Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin (A BAT CREDIT CARD?!)

Q: If you have a secret that you just can’t keep, who do you tell it to?

A: Someone I can actually trust.

Q: What would be your crazy “I just won the lottery” purchase?

A: Too many things to name. Guess I’m gonna have to wait a while longer.

Q: As a kid did you ever get nightmares from seeing a movie you were way too young for?

A: Yes.

Q: What’d you think of the movie “Inception”?

A: I thought it was awesome. Chris Nolan is the man.

Q: Do you wake up early?

A: Sometimes.

Q: Fashion you hate?

A: Anything that looks too dorky.

Q: Ice cream – cone, cup or milkshake?

A: All of the above.

Q: Would you rather have a dragon, a space ship, or a time machine?

A: Either a spaceship or a time machine, but mainly a time machine.

Q: Coffee or Tea?

A: Coffee.

Q: Pen or pencil?

A: 99 percent of the time I use a pen. I don’t use pencils that much except for Scantron tests at school.

Q: Top 10 movies of all time?

A: I assume by this Rotten Tomatoes.com means my top 10 favorite movies of all time. But anyway, my top 10 favorite movies of all time are as follows:

1. Titanic
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Taxi Driver
4. Rocky
5. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
6. The Dark Knight
7. Star Wars: A New Hope (the original Star Wars)
8. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
9. The Shawshank Redemption
10. The Avengers

…with an honorable mention going to “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” probably the greatest action-adventure movie of all time. Actually I’m thinking about doing a Top 20 video on my favorite movies of all time and this question pretty much set that in motion.

Q: Do you like Batman?

A: Hell, yeah! Can’t wait for Dark Knight Rises. Bane looks really awesome in that movie and since it’s Chris Nolan directing there’s no chance that Bane will be screwed up (unlike what Joel Schumacher did to him in “Batman and Robin” for that matter.) And as I think I mentioned before in previous videos, Batman is one of my all-time favorite comic book heroes (second only to Spider-Man.)

Q: Do you guys think there should be a “Legend of Zelda” movie?

A: As long as they don’t screw it up like they did the Mario Bros. movie. But then again, I’m not really a Zelda fan. Never played it. I was more of a Mario fan and as far as them making the Zelda movie goes, I really don’t care either way. If it looks good, I’ll see it but otherwise, I really don’t care.

Q: What’s the most you’ve ever paid for a movie ticket?

A: $8.50 and I think that was at the Marquee Cinema in New Hartford. Now it’s up to like 10 bucks and an extra 4 bucks to see a 3D movie there.

Q: What is the best fictional vacation spot? Narnia, Middle-Earth, Pern, Oz, etc…

A: I heard Pandora is nice this time of year.

Q: How tall are you? Have you ever wished to be a different height?

A: 5’11” and no, I don’t wish to be a different height.

Q: Would you be a good babysitter?

A: No.

Q: How many times have you seen your favorite movie?

A: Numerous times.

Q: Are you addicted to Skyrim?

A: No. I don’t play Skyrim. I can’t really afford to play video games.

Q: Are you sarcastic often?

A: Me? Sarcastic? Nooooooo… well, actually yes.

Q: Front, middle or back of the movie theater?

A: When I was a kid, I usually sat in the front, but as an adult, I usually sit in the back.

Q: What’s the best holiday movie?

A: That’s a no-brainer. A Christmas Story, of course, followed by Christmas Vacation and It’s a Wonderful Life.

Q: Favorite Spider-Man villain?

A: Venom all the way!

Q: What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen online recently?

A: The Nostalgia Critic. I started watching him earlier this year and I’ve been hooked ever since.

Q: Funny or Die.com wanted me to check out 12 comedies that they thought were made to sound like intense dramas. Which one looks the most serious?

A: I would have to go with “Up” on this one. That was really good.

Q: Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?

A: Doesn’t matter. If I didn’t enjoy taking pictures, I wouldn’t be doing this whole Internet gig. Lol

Q: What was the last film you saw that inspired you or moved you?

A: Rocky.

Q: What’s your favorite way to work out? In the gym, playing a team sport, taking a class or some other way?

A: In the gym.

Q: Are you shy?

A: I can be.

Q: Oday ouyay eakspay igpay atinlay?

A: Say what?

Q: Love or Sex?

A: If I can have both then I would say both, but if I had to choose only one I would have to go with sex.

Q: Can you flare your nostrils?

A: (Flares nostrils) Yeah. Does that answer your question?

Q: Which are scarier: bats or rats?

A: Neither one really although bats can be annoying when they buzz over your head all the time.

Q: Would you prefer to be a movie star or musician?

A: Movie star. I can’t sing to save my life.

Q: Is it hard for you to admit when you’re wrong?

A: Sometimes.

Q: Who knows you best?

A: Not many people.

Q: Who would you say is the sexiest women alive?

A: Finally! Someone asked the magic question! In fact I’ll do better than give out one answer. I’ll give you a top 10 list:

1. Sofia Vergara
2. Jennifer Aniston
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Katy Perry
6. Natalie Portman
7. Jessica Biel
8. Mila Kunis
9. Jennifer Lawrence (the chick from “The Hunger Games”)
10. Jennifer Garner

Honorable mention goes to Kelly Clarkson. And the reason I gave out a top 10 list for this answer is for a question like this, one answer just simply isn’t enough.

Q: What do you think of Emma Watson?

A: For those of you who don’t know who Emma Watson is, she was Hermione in the Harry Potter movies. I think she’s a good actress and she’s also pretty hot. I can’t wait to see what she does in the future. In fact, I read an article recently on her latest movie called The Bling Ring. And it’s a true story based on the whole Hollywood robbery crime spree that affected many Hollywood celebrities, most notably Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Not that Paris and Lindsay are saints, mind you. But I saw Emma in her costume for the movie and oh, my god. She is so hot. Them Potter kids are growing up so fast.

Q: What do you think of Nicki Minaj?

A: Less said about her, the better.

Now let’s move on to the Meetme.com questions:

Q: Have you ever have a hard time meeting someone in your town?

A: Yeah.

Q: How many people does someone have to sleep with before you consider them promiscuous?

A: I don’t think that there’s any real set number. It all boils down to behavior.

Q: Do you believe in karma?

A: Yes.

Q: If you had to give up sex or meat for a year which would you choose?

A: I wouldn’t give up either one.

Q: How many movies do you think you’ve seen in your lifetime?

A: Quite a bit. Not sure about how many I actually saw in theaters. I lost track after 2003.

Q: How do you feel about dating when there is an age difference?

A: Depends on what the age difference is, though I wouldn’t have any problem dating someone older than me unless they’re either old enough to be my grandmother or younger than 18 because they’re not worth going to jail for.

Q: If someone was hitting on you and you weren’t attracted to them, how would you handle the situation?
A: Just say the magic phrases: “Not interested” or “You’re not my type” and walk away.

Remember, if you want to ask me questions and don’t have Formspring, you can ask your questions in the comment section below the video or here on the blog. Remember, no offensive questions or comments will be accepted.

Q & A: I Wanna Be The Sexiest Zombie Alive!

Here’s the latest installment of my Q & A vlog series with more questions from Formspring.me and Myyearbook.com, and as always, let’s begin with the Formspring.me questions first:

Q: What ice cream flavor describes your personality the best?

A: Neapolitan because I’m so complex.

Q: Do you believe in ghosts?

A: Yes.

Q: What’s the secret to happiness?

A: You tell me.

Q: What’s your favorite sport?

A: Don’t really have one right now.

Q: What was the most interesting place you’ve traveled to?

A: Puerto Rico.

Q: Would you rather be a zombie or a mummy?

A: Zombie because they’re cooler. Brraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss!

Q: If you had the opportunity to live one year of your life over again, which year would you choose?

A: There’s so many to choose from.

Q: What’s the best place near you to get some ice cream?

A: I usually don’t get ice cream at the stands. I usually get it at Ponderosa whenever I eat there.

Q: Cake or pie?

A: Cake, but I do enjoy some pie on occasion.

Q: If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

A: Well that would make sense now, wouldn’t it? 😉

Q: What’s your favorite type of food?

A: Italian.

Q: If you could have any woman on earth who would it be?

A: Either someone who’s hot and famous or someone who has quite a bit in common with me and someone who I can easily gel with. The latter I haven’t really found yet. 😦

Q: What was your favorite childhood meal?

A: Spaghetti and meatballs. I still eat it to this day.

Q: If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

A: Haters.

Q: How would you describe your style?

A: Simple and informal.

Q: What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

A: Aside from living forever, nothing. Twilight ruined the vampire genre. 😦

Q: Do you believe in angels?

A: Can I get back to you on that one?

Q: What would you try if you had no fear?

A: Bungee jumping.

Q: Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how’d you get them?

A: I have quite a few scars actually. I have a horse bite scar on my back (hardly visible) and the back of my right arm (which happened during Woodstock ’94. At that time, I was living directly across the Hudson River from where they had the concert in Saugerties.) In addition to those, I also have two scars on my left hand, and one on my right elbow from a spill I took while I was trying to outrun a thunderstorm on my way to work last year.

Q: Who’s the most famous person you’ve met?

A: I will be meeting Sylvester Stallone and Mike Tyson June 12 when they get inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame.

Q: What do you think was the greatest invention in your lifetime?

A: The Internet.

Q: If your YouTube videos never received more than 50 views, do you think you would still continue making them?

A: Yes I would.  After all, YouTube and my blog are all I really have to look forward to.

Q: What kind of music can you just not stand to listen to?

A: Classical music. I also find New Age music annoying too. Just saying.

Q: What one thing are you exceptionally bad at?

A: Sports.

Q: What was the best job you’ve ever had?

A: No comment.

Q: When was the last time you received flowers?

A: Never.

Q: Would you rather vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

A: Beach.

Q: What do you think is your most attractive feature?

A: Some people say its my eyes, but beyond that IDK.

Q: If you could only watch one TV show what would it be?

A: Jersey Shore.

Q: Who’s the sexiest man alive?

A: Um… hello. I’m a man so it’s not my question to answer.

Q: Sneakers or sandals?

A: Sneakers.

Q: What’s the best place near you to get a drink?

A: Applebee’s in H-town.

Q: Is there a film that you have seen where you were actually rooting for the villain? Who was this character and why did you support him/her?

A: John Travolta in Broken Arrow. He played this evil Air Force pilot who was trying to steal nukes. He was so cool in that role.

And now on to the Myyearbook questions:

Q: Do you think anyone currently has a crush on you?

A: Probably not, but anything’s possible.

Q: How would you describe the first time and last time you made love?

A: Two words: No comment!

Q: Have you ever met someone online that had a nice photo of them and then when you met her/him face to face was the opposite?

A: Not yet. The two women I met online and later in person were nice.

Q: You’ve been given a paid two week vacation to anywhere in the U.S. Where do you go?

A: Either LA or Miami, where hot chicks grow on trees.

And I got a YouTube comment question on my last Q & A vlog from an old friend of mine from school Jake (aka neojake999gamer) and he asked:

Q: What music do you use in your background?

A: And for those of you who are new to my videos, the music I normally use in my videos is by another YouTuber, Nathan Wills from the UK. He has done music for several top YouTubers, most notably Mr. Safety, Cory Williams from SMPFilms. I usually provide links to his channel (youtube.com/paradigma) and his website nathanwillsmusic.com where you can download free music to use in your videos. But the only thing he asks is if you use the music in your videos, please, PLEASE give him credit.

Q & A: Humanity Ends in 10 Years!

Here is the latest Q & A vlog featuring yet more questions from my Formspring account and my Myyearbook.com. Anyway, let’s get started.

Q: What’s the story behind your Formspring username, which is as always, Blackcatloner?

A: It’s the same name I have used on all my Internet accounts since I created my email address in 2005. “Blackcatloner” is defined as “One lone cat against a big bad world,” but it’s basically the definition of my life to date.

Q: What was your first paying job?

A: A cashier at Grand Union in Rhinebeck, NY. I worked there from September 1997 until March 2001 when it became Stop and Shop (same building as GU) where I worked from March 2001 until I moved to Central New York in September 2002.

Q: What accomplishment are you most proud of?

A: All my accomplishments online (blogging, YouTube, etc.)

Q: What’s the worst show on TV?

A: Teen Mom.

Q: Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?

A: Worst player on a winning team.

Q: What three things do you think will become obsolete in the next ten years?

A: Marriage, television, and not sure what else, although a co-worker I added on Facebook suggested that humanity as we know it will become extinct in ten years. I can see where that’s going.

Q: Would you rather swim in a pool or the ocean?

A: The ocean.

Q: Cats or dogs?

A: Cats.

Q: What historical time period would you most like to visit?

A: The future.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

A: Now that you mention it, I have been considering legally changing my name to Blackcatloner.

Q: Where’s your favorite place to buy clothes?

A: Yard sales and rummage sales at churches, which is actually the only time anyone should go to church.

Q: Would you rather be really hot or really cold?

A: Really hot because as I always say: “Hot weather brings out hot chicks.”

Q: What do you think about formspring.me so far?

A: I think it’s really awesome, especially since it gives me material for my Q & A videos on YouTube.

Q: What movie can you watch again and again and never get sick of it?

A: Taxi Driver. I could watch that DVD over and over and over and over again. It’s a really good movie and it only gets a bad rap because of that Hinckley douchebag who tried to kill then-President Reagan so he could score with Jodie Foster.

Q: What’s your earliest memory?

A: Seeing Empire Strikes Back (the original version) when I was 2 years old.

Q: What TV show do you wish would go off the air for good?

A: Barney. Apparently they still haven’t killed that purple dinosaur yet.

Q: Who and when was your first kiss?

A: No comment.

Q: Who’s the funniest person you know?

A: My friend JJ aka jjthefunnyguy.

Q: Do you believe in fate?

A: Sometimes.

Q: What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?

A: Noone plays Blackcatloner but me, got it?

Q: What’s the best way to relax after a long day?

A: Hang out online.

And now on to the Myyearbook questions:

Q: What’s the best place to pick up someone?

A: The Internet.

Q: Are you glad Bin Laden is dead?

A: Hell, yeah!

Q: Whopper or Big Mac?

A: I like both of them. I haven’t really had a Whopper in eons because they’ve gotten pretty expensive, but Big Macs are pretty good, especially without cheese. I am not a fan of American or cheddar cheese. I am more of a fan of Italian cheeses instead.

Q: Are you on Facebook?

A: Is water wet? lol. facebook.com/blackcatloner

Q: Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?

A: Well, if he/she admits it, then yeah.

Q: Is New York boring to you?

A: It can be. After all, I’ve lived in New York State all my life. And it doesn’t look like I’m leaving anytime soon.

Q & A: Naughty Female Refs, Beavis and Butt-Head, and Which F#ck You Song Is Better

Here’s the latest fun-filled Q & A vlog filled with some really good questions this time out. Let’s get this started with the Formspring questions first:

Q: What qualities do you look for when you’re dating someone?

A: IDK… attractive, nice, funny. Not too fussy.

Q: Would you rather hang out with a small group of friends or a large group?

A: Small group. I’ll have to wait and see how I’ll do in a large group when and if I become more famous.

Q: Besides Formspring, what websites do you check the most often?

A: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and this blog.

Q: Do you have pets?

A: Yeah. I have a crazy black cat named Arthur. The other two cats, Princess Kitty and Skittles are my stepniece’s cats.

Q: What’s your favorite TV show from the 1990s?

A: Beavis and Butt-Head. Thank god MTV’s bringing them back. I just got an update that the new Beavis and Butt-Head series is due to start sometime this summer. That show has gotten me and many people in my generation through high school and it will be awesome to see them again. The new show is going to have a more contemporary feel to it but the core characters will remain the same. The only difference is that instead of music videos, they will be reviewing YouTube videos and reality shows. However my question to you is, “Can Beavis and Butt-Head survive on a network they once ruled but is now ruled by “Jersey Shore?”

Q: Which song do you think is better Lily Allen’s “F#ck You”, Or Cee-Lo Green’s “F#ck You,” more commonly known by its radio-edited title, “Forget You?” Personally the person who asked this  likes Cee Lo’s version better.

A: I agree. Cee-Lo’s version is definitely better and much funnier too.

Q: What’s your favorite video game?

A: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for PS2. I don’t own a PS3, Wii or an Xbox 360. I can’t afford it.

Q: Which do you enjoy more … filming or editing?

A: I enjoy both equally.

Q: What rule do you find yourself always breaking?

A: No comment.

Q: Most annoying song?

A: That “Friday” song by Rebecca Black. Another update on that too: Last week it broke the 100 million view mark, which is very disturbing. The good news: She now has over 2 million thumbs down ratings and still climbing. Or should I say, falling? Hahahaha. Also I heard that she’s planning to go on tour or something like that. If that’s true, then God help us all.

Q: Have you ever been called something bad alot that you know you’re not and believe 100% you’re not?

A: Hasn’t everybody?

Q: What color are your eyes?

A: Hazel.

Q: What’s sexier: A female football player or a naughty female referee?

A: Definitely the naughty ref, unless the football player looks like Kathy Ireland did in the 1991 film, “Necessary Roughness.”

Q: Describe yourself with a word that starts with the first letter of your first name.

A: Tough.

Q: Have you ever been abducted by space aliens?

A: Not to my knowledge. Unless they did and used some memory wipe ray gun on me, it’s safe to assume that I have never been abducted by aliens.

Q: What do you do if you suspect someone likes you?

A: No idea.

Now on to the Myyearbook Questions:

Q: Do you believe in vampires,werewolves, and demons?

A: I did until Twilight ruined it. At least the zombie genre is still intact. However, in defense of 21st Century vampires, I have to say that “The Vampire Diaries” is at least halfway decent. After all, it’s got a hotter actress than Kristen Stewart.

Q: Who loves the full moon?

A: I do, I do. lol.

Q: When you look in the mirror, what is the first thing you see?

A: My face.

Q: Do you prefer crayons or markers?

A: Markers. Crayons are for kids.

Q: Are you single and looking?

A: Yes, I’m single and looking, but not for marriage.

Q: Do you fall in love easily?

A: Not so much anymore.

Q: How often do you believe it is normal to want sex? The person who asked thinks 14 times a week is 😉

A: As much and as often as possible! 😉