In honor of Lent season, here’s a funny random video from 2011 where I make a Filet-o-Fish sandwich sing. And no, Mickey D’s did not pay me to do this.
Okay, what other childhood memories are there? One memory recently came to me while I was watching a show on the web called 80’s Dan where in one episode he buried a McDLT in a time capsule. For those of you who don’t know what that is, McDonald’s put out a sandwich that came in a Styrofoam container with two sides. One side had the top of the bun including the lettuce, tomato and cheese while the other side had the burger and the bottom part of the bun, hence the tagline: “The hot stays hot while the cool stays cool.” I used to get the McDLT pretty much all the time during its heyday. McDonald’s should really consider bringing the McDLT back.
Welcome to my latest Q & A vlog. And this week, the questions are not from Formspring. Instead they’re part of a series of tagged questions where someone has to answer weird questions. However, this Q & A is going to be shorter than the last few Q & A’s I’ve done since I’ve been back on YouTube. The last few Q & A’s I’ve done have actually been either close to or slightly over 20 minutes each. Since there are only 15 questions in this one, this one is going to be much shorter. Hopefully next week, I’ll have enough Formspring questions for the next vlog. So anyway, here we go.
Q: What’s a nickname only your family calls you?
A: I don’t think I really have a nickname only my family calls me.
Q: What’s a weird habit of yours?
A: I’m not sure if I really have any.
Q: Do you have any weird phobias?
A: Not really.
Q: What’s a song you secretly LOVE to blast and belt out when you’re alone?
A: Anything 80’s. No specific song, just any song from the 80’s.
Q: What’s one of your biggest pet peeves?
A: I have quite a few. Haters on YouTube, people who try to bum cigarettes off of me when I don’t smoke, rejection, women who aren’t my type trying to pick me up, and things that suck.
Q: What’s one of your nervous habits?
A: Sometimes, I twiddle my thumbs; sometimes when I’m anxious, my knees shake; and I have a bit of a stutter which I’m still trying to work on. But other than that, I don’t have any real nervous habits.
Q: What side of the bed do you sleep on?
A: I don’t really sleep in a bed. I sleep on a couch.
Q: What was your first stuffed animal & its name?
A: It was a stuffed German Shepherd dog and it was named Tramp.
Q: What’s the drink you ALWAYS order at Starbucks?
A: I don’t go to Starbucks. I do order frappes at McDonald’s. As I mentioned in recent episodes of TAOB, it’s become my new addiction.
Q: What’s the beauty rule you preach but never ACTUALLY practice?
A: I don’t really have any to tell you the truth.
Q: Which way do you face in the shower?
A: I don’t really think about that sort of thing.
Q: Do you have any weird body skills?
A: Not that I know of. Unless I have superpowers and I don’t know it yet.
Q: What’s your favorite ‘comfort food’/food that’s ‘bad’ but you love to eat it anyways?
A: Creole-flavored ziti. If you watched the first episode of TAOB since I returned from my hiatus, I showed you how to make it. All you need is ziti (or any type of pasta) and creole seasoning. Sure it’s spicy and if anything, it clears your sinuses. But it’s soooo good.
Q: What’s a phrase or exclamation you always say?
A: One lone cat against a big bad world. My motto.
Q: Time to sleep- what are you ACTUALLY wearing?
A: Oh, wouldn’t you like to know.
And there you go. My 15 weird questions for this week’s Q & A. Since this was part of a tagged thing, I’m not really tagging anyone so don’t worry about it. Like I said, I will have an all-new Q & A vlog next week with questions from Formspring.
Here is the latest Q & A vlog featuring yet more questions from my Formspring account and my Myyearbook.com. Anyway, let’s get started.
Q: What’s the story behind your Formspring username, which is as always, Blackcatloner?
A: It’s the same name I have used on all my Internet accounts since I created my email address in 2005. “Blackcatloner” is defined as “One lone cat against a big bad world,” but it’s basically the definition of my life to date.
Q: What was your first paying job?
A: A cashier at Grand Union in Rhinebeck, NY. I worked there from September 1997 until March 2001 when it became Stop and Shop (same building as GU) where I worked from March 2001 until I moved to Central New York in September 2002.
Q: What accomplishment are you most proud of?
A: All my accomplishments online (blogging, YouTube, etc.)
Q: What’s the worst show on TV?
A: Teen Mom.
Q: Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
A: Worst player on a winning team.
Q: What three things do you think will become obsolete in the next ten years?
A: Marriage, television, and not sure what else, although a co-worker I added on Facebook suggested that humanity as we know it will become extinct in ten years. I can see where that’s going.
Q: Would you rather swim in a pool or the ocean?
A: The ocean.
Q: Cats or dogs?
Q: What historical time period would you most like to visit?
A: The future.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Now that you mention it, I have been considering legally changing my name to Blackcatloner.
Q: Where’s your favorite place to buy clothes?
A: Yard sales and rummage sales at churches, which is actually the only time anyone should go to church.
Q: Would you rather be really hot or really cold?
A: Really hot because as I always say: “Hot weather brings out hot chicks.”
Q: What do you think about formspring.me so far?
A: I think it’s really awesome, especially since it gives me material for my Q & A videos on YouTube.
Q: What movie can you watch again and again and never get sick of it?
A: Taxi Driver. I could watch that DVD over and over and over and over again. It’s a really good movie and it only gets a bad rap because of that Hinckley douchebag who tried to kill then-President Reagan so he could score with Jodie Foster.
Q: What’s your earliest memory?
A: Seeing Empire Strikes Back (the original version) when I was 2 years old.
Q: What TV show do you wish would go off the air for good?
A: Barney. Apparently they still haven’t killed that purple dinosaur yet.
Q: Who and when was your first kiss?
A: No comment.
Q: Who’s the funniest person you know?
A: My friend JJ aka jjthefunnyguy.
Q: Do you believe in fate?
Q: What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?
A: Noone plays Blackcatloner but me, got it?
Q: What’s the best way to relax after a long day?
A: Hang out online.
And now on to the Myyearbook questions:
Q: What’s the best place to pick up someone?
A: The Internet.
Q: Are you glad Bin Laden is dead?
A: Hell, yeah!
Q: Whopper or Big Mac?
A: I like both of them. I haven’t really had a Whopper in eons because they’ve gotten pretty expensive, but Big Macs are pretty good, especially without cheese. I am not a fan of American or cheddar cheese. I am more of a fan of Italian cheeses instead.
Q: Are you on Facebook?
A: Is water wet? lol. facebook.com/blackcatloner
Q: Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
A: Well, if he/she admits it, then yeah.
Q: Is New York boring to you?
A: It can be. After all, I’ve lived in New York State all my life. And it doesn’t look like I’m leaving anytime soon.
And here are some more questions that I got from Myyearbook.com to celebrate the inaugural Q & A vlog that is not an episode of The Adventures of Blackcatloner.
Q: What’s the nerdiest thing you do?
A: Hang out online.
Q: If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
A: What I do online.
Q: What’s your favorite quote from a movie?
A: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
Q: Do you write poetry?
Q: What’s your favorite board game?
A: Monopoly, especially when it’s at McDonald’s.
Q: How did millions of life forms evolve with absolutely no evidence of major change?
A: Another one of life’s great mysteries.
Q: What do you feel is your true calling in life?
A: What I do now… (blogging, YouTube, etc.)
Q: Why is marmalade not called orange jam?
A: No idea.
Q: What do you think is the best song to have sex to?
A: Freak Me by Silk. Note: If you were born after 1992, you might not know who I’m talking about.
Q: Why does X stand for a kiss? Why does O stand for a hug?
A: No idea.
Q: How many people have you dated?
A: No comment.
Q: What’s your favorite kind of cake?
A: Any with cream in the middle.
Q: Would you rather watch a sitcom, a reality show, a police drama, a legal drama, or a medical drama? Or something else? Why?
A: Any except for medical or legal dramas because I feel they’ve been done to death.
Q: What age do you think is too young to have sex?
A: No younger than 17.
Q: Why doesn’t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
A: Hmmm… Not cold enough?
Q: What color underwear are you wearing right now?
A: Wouldn’t you like to know? lol. 😉
Q: Why do people eat unhealthy meals and then get a Diet Coke?
A: Cause they like it.
Q: What do you daydream about?
A: Being rich, finding love, and a variety of other things.
Q: How do you like your pancakes? Old fashioned maple syrup? Some kinda fruit? Chocolate chips? Or some other way all together? 😀
A: A little of each. 🙂
Q: Who’s your Valentine? ♥ mass
A: Not sure yet.