Humanity Ends in 10 Years!

Here is the latest Q & A vlog featuring yet more questions from my Formspring account and my Myyearbook.com. Anyway, let’s get started.

Q: What’s the story behind your Formspring username, which is as always, Blackcatloner?

A: It’s the same name I have used on all my Internet accounts since I created my email address in 2005. “Blackcatloner” is defined as “One lone cat against a big bad world,” but it’s basically the definition of my life to date.

Q: What was your first paying job?

A: A cashier at Grand Union in Rhinebeck, NY. I worked there from September 1997 until March 2001 when it became Stop and Shop (same building as GU) where I worked from March 2001 until I moved to Central New York in September 2002.

Q: What accomplishment are you most proud of?

A: All my accomplishments online (blogging, YouTube, etc.)

Q: What’s the worst show on TV?

A: Teen Mom.

Q: Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?

A: Worst player on a winning team.

Q: What three things do you think will become obsolete in the next ten years?

A: Marriage, television, and not sure what else, although a co-worker I added on Facebook suggested that humanity as we know it will become extinct in ten years. I can see where that’s going.

Q: Would you rather swim in a pool or the ocean?

A: The ocean.

Q: Cats or dogs?

A: Cats.

Q: What historical time period would you most like to visit?

A: The future.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

A: Now that you mention it, I have been considering legally changing my name to Blackcatloner.

Q: Where’s your favorite place to buy clothes?

A: Yard sales and rummage sales at churches, which is actually the only time anyone should go to church.

Q: Would you rather be really hot or really cold?

A: Really hot because as I always say: “Hot weather brings out hot chicks.”

Q: What do you think about formspring.me so far?

A: I think it’s really awesome, especially since it gives me material for my Q & A videos on YouTube.

Q: What movie can you watch again and again and never get sick of it?

A: Taxi Driver. I could watch that DVD over and over and over and over again. It’s a really good movie and it only gets a bad rap because of that Hinckley douchebag who tried to kill then-President Reagan so he could score with Jodie Foster.

Q: What’s your earliest memory?

A: Seeing Empire Strikes Back (the original version) when I was 2 years old.

Q: What TV show do you wish would go off the air for good?

A: Barney. Apparently they still haven’t killed that purple dinosaur yet.

Q: Who and when was your first kiss?

A: No comment.

Q: Who’s the funniest person you know?

A: My friend JJ aka jjthefunnyguy.

Q: Do you believe in fate?

A: Sometimes.

Q: What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?

A: Noone plays Blackcatloner but me, got it?

Q: What’s the best way to relax after a long day?

A: Hang out online.

And now on to the Myyearbook questions:

Q: What’s the best place to pick up someone?

A: The Internet.

Q: Are you glad Bin Laden is dead?

A: Hell, yeah!

Q: Whopper or Big Mac?

A: I like both of them. I haven’t really had a Whopper in eons because they’ve gotten pretty expensive, but Big Macs are pretty good, especially without cheese. I am not a fan of American or cheddar cheese. I am more of a fan of Italian cheeses instead.

Q: Are you on Facebook?

A: Is water wet? lol. facebook.com/blackcatloner

Q: Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?

A: Well, if he/she admits it, then yeah.

Q: Is New York boring to you?

A: It can be. After all, I’ve lived in New York State all my life. And it doesn’t look like I’m leaving anytime soon.

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Naughty Female Refs, Beavis and Butt-Head, and Which F#ck You Song Is Better

Here’s the latest fun-filled Q & A vlog filled with some really good questions this time out. Let’s get this started with the Formspring questions first:

Q: What qualities do you look for when you’re dating someone?

A: IDK… attractive, nice, funny. Not too fussy.

Q: Would you rather hang out with a small group of friends or a large group?

A: Small group. I’ll have to wait and see how I’ll do in a large group when and if I become more famous.

Q: Besides Formspring, what websites do you check the most often?

A: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and this blog.

Q: Do you have pets?

A: Yeah. I have a crazy black cat named Arthur. The other two cats, Princess Kitty and Skittles are my stepniece’s cats.

Q: What’s your favorite TV show from the 1990s?

A: Beavis and Butt-Head. Thank god MTV’s bringing them back. I just got an update that the new Beavis and Butt-Head series is due to start sometime this summer. That show has gotten me and many people in my generation through high school and it will be awesome to see them again. The new show is going to have a more contemporary feel to it but the core characters will remain the same. The only difference is that instead of music videos, they will be reviewing YouTube videos and reality shows. However my question to you is, “Can Beavis and Butt-Head survive on a network they once ruled but is now ruled by “Jersey Shore?”

Q: Which song do you think is better Lily Allen’s “F#ck You”, Or Cee-Lo Green’s “F#ck You,” more commonly known by its radio-edited title, “Forget You?” Personally the person who asked this  likes Cee Lo’s version better.

A: I agree. Cee-Lo’s version is definitely better and much funnier too.

Q: What’s your favorite video game?

A: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for PS2. I don’t own a PS3, Wii or an Xbox 360. I can’t afford it.

Q: Which do you enjoy more … filming or editing?

A: I enjoy both equally.

Q: What rule do you find yourself always breaking?

A: No comment.

Q: Most annoying song?

A: That “Friday” song by Rebecca Black. Another update on that too: Last week it broke the 100 million view mark, which is very disturbing. The good news: She now has over 2 million thumbs down ratings and still climbing. Or should I say, falling? Hahahaha. Also I heard that she’s planning to go on tour or something like that. If that’s true, then God help us all.

Q: Have you ever been called something bad alot that you know you’re not and believe 100% you’re not?

A: Hasn’t everybody?

Q: What color are your eyes?

A: Hazel.

Q: What’s sexier: A female football player or a naughty female referee?

A: Definitely the naughty ref, unless the football player looks like Kathy Ireland did in the 1991 film, “Necessary Roughness.”

Q: Describe yourself with a word that starts with the first letter of your first name.

A: Tough.

Q: Have you ever been abducted by space aliens?

A: Not to my knowledge. Unless they did and used some memory wipe ray gun on me, it’s safe to assume that I have never been abducted by aliens.

Q: What do you do if you suspect someone likes you?

A: No idea.

Now on to the Myyearbook Questions:

Q: Do you believe in vampires,werewolves, and demons?

A: I did until Twilight ruined it. At least the zombie genre is still intact. However, in defense of 21st Century vampires, I have to say that “The Vampire Diaries” is at least halfway decent. After all, it’s got a hotter actress than Kristen Stewart.

Q: Who loves the full moon?

A: I do, I do. lol.

Q: When you look in the mirror, what is the first thing you see?

A: My face.

Q: Do you prefer crayons or markers?

A: Markers. Crayons are for kids.

Q: Are you single and looking?

A: Yes, I’m single and looking, but not for marriage.

Q: Do you fall in love easily?

A: Not so much anymore.

Q: How often do you believe it is normal to want sex? The person who asked thinks 14 times a week is 😉

A: As much and as often as possible! 😉