Blackcat Riffs: SEX MADNESS!

Today I riff on one of the most infamous (not to mention longest) Public Domain educational movies ever produced: Sex Madness, which was produced by the same people who brought you Reefer Madness. It’s got it all: Hot girls, lesbians, creepy guys, syphilis, bad acting, bad sound quality and bad writing as only a typical 1930’s movie can produce.

This one was a bit of a challenge to create (and not just because of its nearly hour-long running time,) but primarily because the sound quality was so bad that it was hard to determine where to put the jokes and I actually had more jokes but I had to cut quite a bit out because of complications with my editing software.

So if you have an hour to spare today, check it out. Enjoy!


Best Song to Have Sex To

And here are some more questions that I got from to celebrate the inaugural Q & A vlog that is not an episode of The Adventures of Blackcatloner.

Q: What’s the nerdiest thing you do?

A: Hang out online.

Q: If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

A: What I do online.

Q: What’s your favorite quote from a movie?

A: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?

Q: Do you write poetry?

A: No.

Q: What’s your favorite board game?

A: Monopoly, especially when it’s at McDonald’s.

Q: How did millions of life forms evolve with absolutely no evidence of major change?

A: Another one of life’s great mysteries.

Q: What do you feel is your true calling in life?

A: What I do now… (blogging, YouTube, etc.)

Q: Why is marmalade not called orange jam?

A: No idea.

Q: Β What do you think is the best song to have sex to?

A: Freak Me by Silk. Note: If you were born after 1992, you might not know who I’m talking about.

Q: Why does X stand for a kiss? Why does O stand for a hug?

A: No idea.

Q: How many people have you dated?

A: No comment.

Q: What’s your favorite kind of cake?

A: Any with cream in the middle.

Q: Would you rather watch a sitcom, a reality show, a police drama, a legal drama, or a medical drama? Or something else? Why?

A: Any except for medical or legal dramas because I feel they’ve been done to death.

Q: What age do you think is too young to have sex?

A: No younger than 17.

Q: Why doesn’t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

A: Hmmm… Not cold enough?

Q: What color underwear are you wearing right now?

A: Wouldn’t you like to know? lol. πŸ˜‰

Q: Why do people eat unhealthy meals and then get a Diet Coke?

A: Cause they like it.

Q: What do you daydream about?

A: Being rich, finding love, and a variety of other things.

Q: How do you like your pancakes? Old fashioned maple syrup? Some kinda fruit? Chocolate chips? Or some other way all together? πŸ˜€

A: A little of each. πŸ™‚

Q: Who’s your Valentine? β™₯ mass

A: Not sure yet.



How Bizarre

Last night as I was going to bed, I got a call at around one in the morning, which is really bizarre because I usually do not get any calls at one in the morning. Once I answered my phone, I heard this female voice say, “You’re sexy.” Again, it was really bizarre because I haven’t given out my number to anyone, not even when I am on the web. I kept asking her who she was and she gave me two different names. Then I asked her who she was looking for and if she was looking for someone else, that she had the wrong number. Then she hung up.

My caller ID said that the call was a private call, so I don’t know where the call originated. It didn’t sound like it came from a phone sex hotline. Usually if I do get calls like that, the calls are usually automated anyway and I hang up. It may have just been someone with the wrong number. The thing is that it was a really weird call for me, probably the weirdest call I have ever received. I’ll have to keep an eye out on the phone to see if she calls again.

And then I have an update on my attack at Wally World last February. The guy who attacked me with a baseball bat got sentenced to five years probation. So that means that my legal drama is over. I am just trying to put this behind me and so far I have done a pretty good job of that.